My wife and I wanted to watch something together last night, so my initial leaning towards something gory and tasteless was right out. (Moe doesn’t mind gore – she loves The Walking Dead and John Carpenter’s The Thing– but tasteless gore is a no-go.) I tried to sell her on The Legend of Hell House (“It’s got Roddy McDowall in it. And it’s PG!”), but the title alone evokes a certain type of film she just wasn’t in the mood for.
There was one movie in the stack of offerings that she couldn’t believe I hadn’t watched for 31 Days, though, which is how we ended up watching:
Yeah, that’s what sold me on it.
We watched the Director’s Cut, which contains roughly 3 minutes of expanded footage. I have no idea what this extra footage entails, I’m just generally inclined to watch the extended version of a film, given the option. This isn’t always the best course of action (hello Exorcist), but it certainly didn’t affect our viewing this time around.
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It’s because there are no bars. It’s strictly BYOB. |
But survive they do – at least some of them. No thanks to the docking pilot, Carolyn Fry (Radha Mitchell), who attempts to jettison the passenger sections to stabilize the ship. Her copilot prevents her from committing mass murder, but ends up dying in the crash. In the absence of any other surviving crew the other survivors mistake her for the captain.
In a disaster movie, the external threat is usually magnified by internal conflict and Pitch Blackimmediately gives us that in spades with the presence of Riddick (Vin Diesel), a gravely-voiced killer with ‘shine job’ eyes that let him see in the dark. Though he starts out as a prisoner of Johns (Cole Hauser), it’s not long before he’s loose, ratcheting up the tension as the survivors look for supplies and a way off the desert world they’ve found themselves on.
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And hairstyle. |
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And waiting for all this sexual tension to go somewhere. |
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It’s better on a big screen, I promise. |
With no other options and no way of knowing how long the eclipse will last, the group decide on a desperate journey through the dark to a waiting escape craft (found earlier and requiring batteries from the downed ship). So they set off with a few light sources, the batteries, and each other. They’re not all going to make it.
I remember reading a review a while back that said that over the course of the movie Riddick finds his humanity while Johns loses his. I don’t really feel like that’s the case. Johns is merely pretending to be a decent human being and Riddick is pretending to be a soulless monster. Johns is honest only with himself, while Riddick tells anyone that will listen that he’s a murderer and that they would all be better off if they just killed him. It’s telling to me that he ends the movie without the glasses he’s been wearing for most of it. Even if his character turn feels a little fast there at the end.